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Hebrew School Teacher Turns On Projector, Shows Raiders Of The Lost Ark Again

October 14, 2021

Report: Cheshvan Still Sucks

October 14, 2021

Syrian Community Petitions UN To Recognize Deal, New Jersey As Heritage Site

October 14, 2021

Scandalous: Elite Chocolate Cow’s Homophobic Tweets Discovered

October 11, 2021

Uh Oh: The Fax Machine At The Ohel Is Jammed Again

October 8, 2021

OU Heksher Council Denies Impossible Pork Certification On Grounds That It May Lead To Mixed Dancing

October 8, 2021

Man On Brink Of Divorce Definitely Sleeping In Sukkah For Religious Reasons

September 24, 2021

Man Who Has Never Made Etrog Jam In His Life Swears This The Year He Finally Makes Etrog Jam

September 23, 2021

MorningStar Farms® Chik’n Nuggets Sales Spike Thanks To Vegan Kapparot

September 23, 2021

Fashion Emergency: Entire Community Spotted Wearing White After Labor Day

September 23, 2021

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