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So That’s What That Is: Charedi Man Discovers He’s Had A Foreskin This Whole Time

July 22, 2021

Brave Student Changes Phone To Military Time In Solidarity With Boyfriend In IDF

July 21, 2021

Inspiring: Ben & Jerry’s Releases New Partition Plan Flavor

July 20, 2021

Frustrated Gabai’s Hand Signals Doing Most Of Work For Underprepared Bar Mitzvah Boy

July 19, 2021

Tisha B’av Easily Worst Day of Fourth Grader’s Summer Camp Experience

July 19, 2021

High Schooler Really Leaning On Watermelon Juul To Get Through Fast

July 19, 2021

Kindergarten Class Shaken By Sudden Divorce Of Shabbos Ema and Abba

July 16, 2021

4 Sex Positions To Try Instead of Missionary Because We Aren’t A Proselytizing Religion

July 15, 2021

Only Eating Into Own Free Time: USY Participants Unaware Their Friends Worked Really Hard To Plan Program For Them

July 14, 2021

Synagogue Unveils Revolutionary New Logo, Features Fire, Book

July 13, 2021

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