Opinion Enough Already: How The Fuck Is It Still Passover? Opinion: My Bubbe Would Have Wanted Me To BeReal At Her Shiva Opinion: Are They An In-Towner Or Just Annoying? Opinion: I’d Feel A Lot Cooler About Being Chased Down The Highway By Yakuza Right Now If I Wasn’t In A Car With A Menorah On Top Opinion: Goyim Who Dread Political Arguments At Thanksgiving Have Clearly Never Experienced A Shabbat Dinner Opinion: Oh, You Like Jews? Name Every Person We Might Have In Common Opinion: We Need Better Jewish Representation In Porn Opinion: When Other People Critique Orthodox Judaism It’s Antisemitic, But When I Do It It’s Nuanced Opinion: I Can’t Believe I Found Out Moshiach Is Here From A Poster Opinion: Here, There, AND Everywhere? There’s No Way God Is In This Chuck-E-Cheese Right Now Opinion: Considering The Shit You’ve Done, You Might Want To Get A Head Start On Teshuva Opinion: God Is A Woman And She Should Not Be Allowed To Read From The Torah Opinion: The Omer Is 48 Days Too Long Opinion: Rabbi Akiva’s 24,000 Students Didn’t Die So Jesus Could Take Credit For “Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself” My Ketubah Is Valid No Matter What Your Thoughts Are On Despicable Me 3 Just Because The Jews Suffered In Egypt Shouldn’t Mean I Have To Suffer Through Your Shitty Passover Dessert I Can’t Believe The Haredi Guy On My Flight Is Watching Game Of Thrones It’s Not A Chilul Hashem If It’s Black Friday Is This Syrian Boy Flirting With Me Or Is He Just Gay I’m A Fish And I Don’t Want Your Sinful Bread This Tzom Gedaliah, It’s Time To Reconsider Who Qualifies For A Fast Named After Them Sephardim Say More Slichot Because They Sin More No Homo: We’re Just Chevrutas This Side Of Mechitza A Real Sausage Fest I’m Starting to Think This Niggun is a Billie Eilish Song I Promise there isn’t Chametz in My Internet History so You Definitely Don’t have to Look There I’m in My 20’s and Still Doing the Four Questions. What the Fuck. The World Does Not Need More Jewish A Cappella Groups To be Honest, Haman Could Get It Inventing the Cherry Tomato Doesn’t Excuse Israel’s Actions Please Don’t Tell My Bubbe About My Tattoo Stop Talking About Your Camp You Can Write Papers That Aren’t About Judaism Get new content delivered directly to your inbox. Subscribe Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading...
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