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Local Heretic Eats Pastrami On White Bread

Authorities apprehended the perpetrator after he was caught ordering chicken soup with no matzo ball.

Posted byThe SchmearApril 25, 2022April 25, 2022Posted inNewsTags:bread, deli, jew, jewish, mear, pastrami, rye, synagogue

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"Mmphmh," said Yaakov Berger, motioning with his hands and pursing his lips as he walked past his ex-girlfriend.
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