Headline by Melody Mostow, 2nd place winner V’Nahafoch-O-Thon 2023
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Breaking: Peace Talks Between College Hillel And Chabad At Complete Standstill
Headline by Koby Rosen, 3rd place winner V’Nahafoch-O-Thon 2023
Breaking: Paskez Introduces New Bar Mitzvah Candy Crossbow For Maximum Impact
Lonely Man Attends Services In Hopes Some Old Woman Calls Him “A Handsome Young Man”
Brave: Son Volunteers Dad As Tribute After Minyan Goes Three Months Without Mourner’s Kaddish
“I was convinced that Jeremy Gold’s father was finally going to kick the bucket, but he’s still coming to minyan every morning. At this point I’m thinking that Hashem must be testing our devotion. Someone’s gotta step up.”
Tragic: Woman Digging Through Chulent For Chunk Of Beef Fooled By Meat-Like Potato
When shacharit is coming to a closeAnd all the men do stand and take their leaveTheir tallit wrapped around as snow-white robesThe kiddish club doth meet beneath the eaves They deign to miss the torah read out liveAnd Musaf p’raps shall not return to prayFor though they may be pushing thirty fiveThey need a shotContinue reading “Tragic: Woman Digging Through Chulent For Chunk Of Beef Fooled By Meat-Like Potato”
Mysterious Floater Friend Belongs To Orthodox, Reform, And Conservative Synagogues
Shocking: Rabbi Fails To Find Rule Prohibiting Dogs From Reading Torah
Progressive: Synagogue Considers Allowing Women To Glance At Torah During Hakafot
“Normally we ask them to wear eye masks but this year we’re considering letting them slip it off for just a second,” said synagogue board president, Yaakov Gold.
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