Author Archives: The Schmear
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Nepo Baby Alert: 5 Men Whose Famous Biblical Parents Totally Set Them Up For Success
1) Isaac The whole sacrifice thing? Definitely just a publicity stunt set up by Abraham to launch Isaac into the public eye. Plus, who names their kid “laughter”? That’s some North West shit right there. 2) Jacob Getting the birthright over his outcast brother? Please, where do you think Harry and Meghan got the ideaContinue reading “Nepo Baby Alert: 5 Men Whose Famous Biblical Parents Totally Set Them Up For Success”
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