The Schmear

Jewish Student Symbolically Emails Jewish Professor About Upcoming Jewish Holiday

Heartwarming: Man Actually Believes He Will Better Himself This Year

Doubtful: Fifth Consecutive Man Thinks He’ll Be One To Correctly Blow Shofar

Inspiring: Friend Suddenly Religious Again When Parents Visit Campus

Bat Mitzvah Girl Leading Services Apparently Also Auditioning For American Idol

Opinion: Here, There, AND Everywhere? There’s No Way God Is In This Chuck-E-Cheese Right Now

Jewish American Grandmother Heartbroken Over Death Of Anglo-Saxon Protestant Woman

Leonardo DiCaprio Abandons Jewish Conversion Plans After Discovering Shabbat 25 Hours Long

“You’ve Come To The Right Place”: Supreme Court Justices Psyched To Take On YU Discrimination Case

Inspiring: Man Washes Balls Over Meat Sink