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Local Man Keeps Kosher But Eats Out Vegetarians
OU Releases New Line Of Merchandise For Kosher Hot Girl Summer
Man Pretends He Just Washed To Avoid Awkward Conversation
Top 5 Israeli Foods We Hope Never Make It To America
1. Pizza Spice Perhaps the issue really lies in the quality of Israeli pizza, but the spice just makes it worse. It tastes like sucking on ten pizza pringles at once, which became less fun after the incident at my 10th birthday party. 2. Israeli Grape Juice It’s just grapes and sugar, how could theyContinue reading “Top 5 Israeli Foods We Hope Never Make It To America”
Local Man Breaks Out Crusty, Decade-Old Passover Toothbrush
Only Jewish Employee At Kosher Pizzeria Makes Big Bucks Just To Turn On Ovens
ELIZABETH, NJ — Grinning smugly as he turned the oven to 350° Fahrenheit, local teenager Moshe Goldfarb confirmed that he had been hired last week at Jerusalem Pizza in Elizabeth, New Jersey to operate the restaurant’s ovens, thereby circumventing the prohibition of Bishul Akum (cooking by gentiles). “The job really allows me to apply whatContinue reading “Only Jewish Employee At Kosher Pizzeria Makes Big Bucks Just To Turn On Ovens”
Jewish Bengals Fans Raise Concerns About Pigskin Kashrut After Absolutely Eating It
“I Mean, I Still Don’t Eat Pork,” Says Teen, Clearly Off The Derech
Top 5 Jewish Moms You Didn’t Know Eat Out Dairy
1. Rachel Zilbinger Don’t let the sheitel fool you! Despite being an active member of the local Orthodox community, Rachel was reportedly seen enjoying fettuccine Alfredo and sipping from a glass of wine at Olive Garden last week after a particularly stressful PTA meeting. While we certainly can’t blame her for wanting to take theContinue reading “Top 5 Jewish Moms You Didn’t Know Eat Out Dairy”
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