shabbat

Opinion: Goyim Who Dread Political Arguments At Thanksgiving Have Clearly Never Experienced A Shabbat Dinner

Tragic: Sabbath Interrupts Swiftie’s 18-Hour “Midnights” Listening Streak

Inspiring: Friend Suddenly Religious Again When Parents Visit Campus

Leonardo DiCaprio Abandons Jewish Conversion Plans After Discovering Shabbat 25 Hours Long

Guy On First NCSY Shabbaton Hopes Girls Impressed By How Good He Is At Helping Stack Chairs

Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service

YOUR CAMPUS HILLEL — A groundbreaking meta-analysis of a sociological survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau proved mathematically that the Shabbat services hosted by your campus Hillel are quantitatively the horniest place on Earth. University Hillels proudly offer multiple Friday night services geared towards different denominations of Judaism, all of which are practically anContinue reading “Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service”

Man Exiled From Lakewood After Wife Says Hamotzi At Shabbat Table

Tragic: Leftover Poppyseed Hamantaschen Served As Dessert For Third Consecutive Week

Shabbos Goy Promoted To Full-Time Goy

Rabbi Declares It Forbidden To Carry Guilt On Shabbat Without Eruv

OAK PARK, MI — Hoping to encourage a stricter level of Shabbat observance in the community, Rabbi Benjamin Fuchs declared a prohibition last Thursday morning on carrying any form of emotional guilt on Shabbat without a proper Eruv. “I just don’t know how I’m going to get to Shul now,” said Oak Park resident DevorahContinue reading “Rabbi Declares It Forbidden To Carry Guilt On Shabbat Without Eruv”