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Tragic: Woman Digging Through Chulent For Chunk Of Beef Fooled By Meat-Like Potato
When shacharit is coming to a closeAnd all the men do stand and take their leaveTheir tallit wrapped around as snow-white robesThe kiddish club doth meet beneath the eaves They deign to miss the torah read out liveAnd Musaf p’raps shall not return to prayFor though they may be pushing thirty fiveThey need a shotContinue reading “Tragic: Woman Digging Through Chulent For Chunk Of Beef Fooled By Meat-Like Potato”
Opinion: Goyim Who Dread Political Arguments At Thanksgiving Have Clearly Never Experienced A Shabbat Dinner
Tragic: Sabbath Interrupts Swiftie’s 18-Hour “Midnights” Listening Streak
Inspiring: Friend Suddenly Religious Again When Parents Visit Campus
Leonardo DiCaprio Abandons Jewish Conversion Plans After Discovering Shabbat 25 Hours Long
Guy On First NCSY Shabbaton Hopes Girls Impressed By How Good He Is At Helping Stack Chairs
“The ladies may not have noticed, but one of the counselors honestly seemed pretty into me,” said Aidan, ignoring that he is 15 and the counselor is in her mid-20s. “She kept handing me chairs, bro. I’m definitely in.”
Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service
YOUR CAMPUS HILLEL — A groundbreaking meta-analysis of a sociological survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau proved mathematically that the Shabbat services hosted by your campus Hillel are quantitatively the horniest place on Earth. University Hillels proudly offer multiple Friday night services geared towards different denominations of Judaism, all of which are practically anContinue reading “Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service”
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