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Kindergarten Class Shaken By Sudden Divorce Of Shabbos Ema and Abba

CHERRY HILL, NJ — Shock swept through the Tadpoles class at Beis Chana Mushke Preschool this Tuesday morning when 5-year-olds Ari Schauer and Esther Blumenthal, last week’s Shabbos Ema and Abba, announced that they had begun legal proceedings to divorce. Witnesses recall noticing the apparent bliss in their relationship last Friday during the end-of-school Oneg.Continue reading “Kindergarten Class Shaken By Sudden Divorce Of Shabbos Ema and Abba”