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Off-The-Derech Yeshiva Boy Has Religious Revelation While Juuling At Kotel

Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service

YOUR CAMPUS HILLEL — A groundbreaking meta-analysis of a sociological survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau proved mathematically that the Shabbat services hosted by your campus Hillel are quantitatively the horniest place on Earth. University Hillels proudly offer multiple Friday night services geared towards different denominations of Judaism, all of which are practically anContinue reading “Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service”

Overenthusiastic Birthright Attendee Accidentally Makes Aliyah

Birthright Participant Feels Deep Connection To Holy Land After Publicly Urinating Across Country

Self-Starter: College Student Pays Just $400 To Intern In Israel

Whatever Helps You Sleep At Night: JTS Alumna Claims She Attended Columbia

Not Again: Teaneck Mom Swears This The Year She Makes Aliyah

TEANECK, NJ — Wiping away tears after an hour of watching the Kotel live stream, Chana Berman, active member of the Frisch PTA, swore that this would be the year she finally moves to Israel. “Sure I said the same thing last year too, but then Jared needed oral surgery and I really wanted toContinue reading “Not Again: Teaneck Mom Swears This The Year She Makes Aliyah”

Student Learning About Camp David Accords Pretty Sure She Has Friend That Went There

Husband Material: Sweaty Guy At Frat Party Claims To Be ‘Basically Jewish’

Seder Ruined By Know-It-All Teen In Atheist Phase

BUFFALO, NY — During the Magid section of the Passover Seder, the Schaufmans read through the story of the Jews’ salvation from their oppression at the hands of the Egyptians – but 15-year-old member of the family, Hillel, had a few objections. “God came down with a strong hand and outstretched arm and liberated theContinue reading “Seder Ruined By Know-It-All Teen In Atheist Phase”