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Tag Archives: marriage

Family Concerned Why Nice Jewish Boy Like You Still Single

Posted byThe SchmearJanuary 31, 2023January 31, 2023Posted inLifestyleTags:date, dating, marriage, marry, shuchuch, single, wedding

Scandalous: Woman Throws Sheitel On Stage At Harry Styles Concert

Posted byThe SchmearJanuary 26, 2023January 26, 2023Posted inNewsTags:concert, hair, harry styles, marriage, married, marry, music, religious, scandal, sheitel, tznius, woman

Proposal Immediately Ruined After Man Pronounces Beshert “Ba-Shart”

Posted byThe SchmearJanuary 24, 2023January 24, 2023Posted inNewsTags:beshert, love, marriage, marry, proposal, soulmate, wedding

Lonely Man Attends Services In Hopes Some Old Woman Calls Him “A Handsome Young Man”

Posted byThe SchmearJanuary 19, 2023January 19, 2023Posted inNewsTags:bubbe, date, marriage, marry/, shul, synagogue

Exciting: Grandma Found You Nice Jewish Girl Living Only 1,800 Miles Away

Posted byThe SchmearDecember 29, 2022December 29, 2022Posted inNewsTags:date, grandma, marriage, marry, njb, njg

Local Whore Goes On 5 Shidduch Dates Before Marriage

Posted byThe SchmearNovember 30, 2022November 30, 2022Posted inNewsTags:date, dating, husband, marriage, marry, shadchan, shidduch, wife

Shidduch Date First Timers Accidentally Get Hotel Room Instead Of Sitting In Lobby

Posted byThe SchmearNovember 10, 2022November 10, 2022Posted inNewsTags:date, haredi, hasidic, hotel, marriage, marry, shidduch

Husband Material: Sweaty Guy At Frat Party Claims To Be ‘Basically Jewish’

Posted byThe SchmearApril 27, 2022April 27, 2022Posted inNewsTags:apei, college, frat, husband, jew, jewish, marriage, mom, school, wedding

Opinion: My Ketubah Is Valid No Matter What Your Thoughts Are On Despicable Me 3

Posted byThe SchmearApril 26, 2022October 28, 2022Posted inOpinionTags:bible, despicable me, jew, jewish, ketubah, marriage, married, minions, torah, wedding

Noted Goy John Mulaney Really Regrets Agreeing To Circumcision For Jewish Ex-Wife

Dominick D, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons, with modifications

Posted byThe SchmearAugust 16, 2021August 16, 2021Posted inNewsTags:baby, birth, bris, brit, brit meilah, child, circumcision, comedy, culture, divorce, gentile, goy, humor, jew, john mulaney, joke, marriage

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