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Rabbinical Council Determines It Necessary To Wait Three Hours Between Barbie And Oppenheimer

Posted byJonJuly 17, 2023July 17, 2023Posted inNewsTags:barbie, dairy, kosher, meat, movie, oppenheimer

Heartwarming: Bubbe Wishes Everyone “SHab.t shalm” In Family Whatsapp Group

Posted byJonJuly 14, 2023July 14, 2023Posted inNewsTags:bubbe, family, grandma, grandmother, grandparent, group chat, sabbath, shabbat, shabbos, whatsapp

Opinion: I’m Not Like Other Ortho-Finance Bros, I Also Went To YU

Posted byJonJuly 9, 2023July 9, 2023Posted inOpinionTags:bro, doctor, finance, job, lawyer, modern orthodoxy, orthodox, yeshiva university, yu

Exposed: Jerusalem Petting Zoo Actually Breeding Ground For Third Temple Sacrifices

Posted byJonJuly 6, 2023July 6, 2023Posted inNewsTags:animal, beit hamikdash, goat, israel, jerusalem, lamb, ram, sacrifce, sheep, temple

Report: Kosher Pizzeria Expands Menu To Include Sushi, Salad, Sandwiches, Soup, Fish, Falafel, Froyo

Posted byJonJuly 2, 2023July 2, 2023Posted inNewsTags:falafel, food, kashrut, kosher, pizza, sushi

Shocking: Religious Ideology Not Mentioned Once At Egal Shabbat Dinner

Posted byJonJune 27, 2023June 27, 2023Posted inNewsTags:egal, egalitarian, minyan, sabbath, sect, shabbat, shabbos

Pete Davidson Spotted With Ghost Of Debbie Friedman

Posted byJonJune 21, 2023June 21, 2023Posted inNewsTags:ariana grande, celeb, debbie friedman, gossip, kanye, kim kardashian, snl

New Trader Joe’s Product Blatant Rip-Off Of Iconic Jewish Delicacy

Posted byJonJune 18, 2023June 18, 2023Posted inNewsTags:facebook, food, gefilte, gefilte fish, kashrut, kosher, shabbat, shabbos, TJ, trader joes

Breaking: Man Who Bageled Too Hard Morphs Into Actual Bagel

Posted byJonJune 11, 2023June 11, 2023Posted inNewsTags:bagel, change, community, food, jewish geography, kosher

Suuuure: Homophobic Rabbi Desperate To Connect Pride Month And Canadian Wildfires

Posted byJonJune 8, 2023June 8, 2023Posted inNewsTags:canada, gay, hompobia, pride, queer, rabbi, wildfire

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