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Jewish Students Everywhere Thank Whoopi Goldberg For New Reason To Post Infographics

White South African Jew Insists He Is Technically African-American at College Interview

BOCA RATON, FL — In the midst of an interview with a delegate of Brown University’s admissions office which would help determine his acceptance into the ranks of the esteemed college, Itai Shapiro was heard making the argument that he is technically African-American despite his apparent lack of melanin. Shapiro claimed that since he wasContinue reading “White South African Jew Insists He Is Technically African-American at College Interview”

Yad Vashem’s First Annual Fun Run Canceled, For Obvious Reasons

JERUSALEM, IL — In a last-minute press release, Yad Vashem has cancelled it’s first annual Yom HaZikaron fun run, citing “obvious reasons.” “We’re surprised the planning process got this far,” a Yad Vashem representative said, preferring to stay anonymous to avoid being connected to this event in any way. “A fun run? On Yom HaZikaron?Continue reading “Yad Vashem’s First Annual Fun Run Canceled, For Obvious Reasons”

Local Grandma Can’t Understand Why Jon Stewart is Black Now

BOCA RATON, FL — Grandmother of nine Ruthie Goldglance turned on Comedy Central last week for the first time in years to a shocking surprise: Jon Stewart, the 26-year-long host of The Daily Show, is now a Black man. “Back when Bush was president I used to love The Daily Show,” Ruthie said over aContinue reading “Local Grandma Can’t Understand Why Jon Stewart is Black Now”