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OnlySimchas Announces NSFW Sister Site Featuring Non-Shomer Engagement Photos
Jewish Students Everywhere Thank Whoopi Goldberg For New Reason To Post Infographics
OnlySimchas CEO Bans Wedding Photos From Platform
Instagram Activist Calls Out Non-Jewish Friends Who Posted for Earth Day and Not Tu Bishvat
HYDE PARK, IL — Avid social activist Julie Bloomfeld was shocked to see the slew of Earth Day posts on her non-Jewish friend’s Instagram stories, when not a single one of them said a word about Tu Bishvat only a few months ago. “Earth Day is basically just a knock-off Tu Bishvat,” said Bloomfeld. “IContinue reading “Instagram Activist Calls Out Non-Jewish Friends Who Posted for Earth Day and Not Tu Bishvat”
Form Letter to Your Celebrity Crush About Why You are Worth Converting to Judaism for
Dear ___(Name of Celebrity Crush)__, My name is __(your name)__ and I have been in love with you for __(length of crush)__ since I saw you in __(movie, concert, TV show, interview, etc.)__. I know we’ve never met, and I’m sure you have tons of people like me sending you fan mail. But this isContinue reading “Form Letter to Your Celebrity Crush About Why You are Worth Converting to Judaism for”
Lonely College Girl Browses @OnlySimchas Instagram at 3AM
NEW YORK, NY — 21-year-old Batsheva Navon scrolled through popular Instagram account @OnlySimchas for 7 consecutive hours last night in her Brandeis dorm room. The page, which has amassed over 75.8k followers at the time of publishing, shares photographs of simchas within the global Jewish community. The account features a range of celebratory events, fromContinue reading “Lonely College Girl Browses @OnlySimchas Instagram at 3AM”