Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service

YOUR CAMPUS HILLEL — A groundbreaking meta-analysis of a sociological survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau proved mathematically that the Shabbat services hosted by your campus Hillel are quantitatively the horniest place on Earth. University Hillels proudly offer multiple Friday night services geared towards different denominations of Judaism, all of which are practically anContinue reading “Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service”

Top 5 Lasagnas Leftover In Your Fridge After Over-Preparing For Shavuot

A two-day chag AND a Shabbat, back to back, and yet you still knocked it out of the park. This Shavuot, you simply outdid yourself with an impressive array of dairy-forward meals. And it wouldn’t be Shavuot if you didn’t drastically overestimate the amount of lasagnas you would need. Here are our picks for theContinue reading “Top 5 Lasagnas Leftover In Your Fridge After Over-Preparing For Shavuot”

Rabbi Akiva’s 24,000 Students Didn’t Die So Jesus Could Take Credit For “Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself”

The famous Rabbi Akiva, known mainly for staring at water dripping on a rock, had one core principle that he discovered through a lifetime of Torah study and dedication to God: “Love thy neighbor as thyself.” But then some guy comes along, makes fish, passes the idea off as his own, and all of aContinue reading “Rabbi Akiva’s 24,000 Students Didn’t Die So Jesus Could Take Credit For “Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself””