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Abraham And Isaac Share Father-Son Binding – Oops! – Bonding Time
Shocking: Rabbi Fails To Find Rule Prohibiting Dogs From Reading Torah
Report: Etrog Just Gnarly Undercover Lemon
Man Really Hamming It Up During Hagbah To Beat Micropenis Allegations
Ramah Boy’s Bunk Reaches Consensus: Nyack 6 Is Moshava IO 9
No, I Won’t Stay For Shabbos: ‘Minyan Man’ Just Wants To Be Known As Jeff
“I asked a man I saw about the Jewish population in some town one time. Next thing I know, my kids are calling me the ‘Minyan Man.’ I don’t even like Despicable Me.”
Breakaway Minyan Quickly Becoming Very Thing It Sought To Destroy
Off-The-Derech Yeshiva Boy Has Religious Revelation While Juuling At Kotel
Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service
YOUR CAMPUS HILLEL — A groundbreaking meta-analysis of a sociological survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau proved mathematically that the Shabbat services hosted by your campus Hillel are quantitatively the horniest place on Earth. University Hillels proudly offer multiple Friday night services geared towards different denominations of Judaism, all of which are practically anContinue reading “Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service”
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