Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service

YOUR CAMPUS HILLEL — A groundbreaking meta-analysis of a sociological survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau proved mathematically that the Shabbat services hosted by your campus Hillel are quantitatively the horniest place on Earth. University Hillels proudly offer multiple Friday night services geared towards different denominations of Judaism, all of which are practically anContinue reading “Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service”

Top 5 Lasagnas Leftover In Your Fridge After Over-Preparing For Shavuot

A two-day chag AND a Shabbat, back to back, and yet you still knocked it out of the park. This Shavuot, you simply outdid yourself with an impressive array of dairy-forward meals. And it wouldn’t be Shavuot if you didn’t drastically overestimate the amount of lasagnas you would need. Here are our picks for theContinue reading “Top 5 Lasagnas Leftover In Your Fridge After Over-Preparing For Shavuot”

L’Chaim: Manischewitz To Release Hard Seltzer Brand Targeted At College Hillels

WALTHAM, MA — On the heels of an especially booze-soaked Purim, Manischewitz has announced the production of their own brand of hard seltzer in an attempt to liven up Hillel events. “It’s two of the world’s most popular types of alcohol combined into one great drink!” said Manischewitz representative, Chana Gould. “It’s the perfect drinkContinue reading “L’Chaim: Manischewitz To Release Hard Seltzer Brand Targeted At College Hillels”