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Lonely Man Attends Services In Hopes Some Old Woman Calls Him “A Handsome Young Man”
Exciting: Grandma Found You Nice Jewish Girl Living Only 1,800 Miles Away
Local Whore Goes On 5 Shidduch Dates Before Marriage
Shidduch Date First Timers Accidentally Get Hotel Room Instead Of Sitting In Lobby
Walk Of Shame: Girl Returns From Shabbos Walk After Havdala
Cheap Boyfriend Claims God Wouldn’t Want Him To Celebrate Valentine’s Day
Ten Ways to Let That Saucy Boy Across the Bar Know That You’d Let Him Wreck You 24 Hours a Day Except for on Shabbos
Ways to subtly (or not so subtly) let that cute ass boy across the bar that you are down to get straight up weird with him any day of the week, save for Friday night and Saturday until sundown. 1. Strut Your (Hebrew) Stuff The most obvious way to let a cute guy know thatContinue reading “Ten Ways to Let That Saucy Boy Across the Bar Know That You’d Let Him Wreck You 24 Hours a Day Except for on Shabbos”
Bear Attack Ruins High School Shabbaton; Lots of Students in Woods for Some Reason
CHICAGO, IL — A high school shabbaton was tragically cut short this weekend, thanks to a bear rampaging through the woods surrounding the summer camp where the shabbaton was held. Several students that were in the woods had to be rushed to the hospital, somehow oblivious to warning sounds of an incoming bear. “We actuallyContinue reading “Bear Attack Ruins High School Shabbaton; Lots of Students in Woods for Some Reason”
Embarrassing: Ashkenaz Couple’s Surprise Familial Relation Reflects Poorly on Jewish Geography Skills
CHICAGO, IL — One month before their wedding, Nathan Levine of Skokie and Rayna Greenblatt of Highland Park were devastated to learn of a Jewish geography connection they had overlooked: in a shocking twist of fate, they discovered they are 3rd cousins. Levine and Greenblatt had been dating for just under two years and wereContinue reading “Embarrassing: Ashkenaz Couple’s Surprise Familial Relation Reflects Poorly on Jewish Geography Skills”
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