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Proposal Immediately Ruined After Man Pronounces Beshert “Ba-Shart”
OnlySimchas Announces NSFW Sister Site Featuring Non-Shomer Engagement Photos
Husband Material: Sweaty Guy At Frat Party Claims To Be ‘Basically Jewish’
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OnlySimchas CEO Bans Wedding Photos From Platform
19-Year-Old Syrian Bride Carded At Own Wedding
BROOKLYN, NY — After trying to order a glass of Bartenura Moscato after her wedding reception, 19-year-old bride-to-be Sarah Dayan was asked by the bartender on site to see her ID. “I may not be technically of age, but come on,” said Dayan. “If I’m mature enough to make a decision that will alter theContinue reading “19-Year-Old Syrian Bride Carded At Own Wedding”
Lonely College Girl Browses @OnlySimchas Instagram at 3AM
NEW YORK, NY — 21-year-old Batsheva Navon scrolled through popular Instagram account @OnlySimchas for 7 consecutive hours last night in her Brandeis dorm room. The page, which has amassed over 75.8k followers at the time of publishing, shares photographs of simchas within the global Jewish community. The account features a range of celebratory events, fromContinue reading “Lonely College Girl Browses @OnlySimchas Instagram at 3AM”
Embarrassing: Ashkenaz Couple’s Surprise Familial Relation Reflects Poorly on Jewish Geography Skills
CHICAGO, IL — One month before their wedding, Nathan Levine of Skokie and Rayna Greenblatt of Highland Park were devastated to learn of a Jewish geography connection they had overlooked: in a shocking twist of fate, they discovered they are 3rd cousins. Levine and Greenblatt had been dating for just under two years and wereContinue reading “Embarrassing: Ashkenaz Couple’s Surprise Familial Relation Reflects Poorly on Jewish Geography Skills”
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