Category Archives: Lifestyle
Experience The Agony Of Jews In Egypt This Passover By Self-Filing Your Taxes
Trend Alert: Florida’s Hottest Club This Passover Is Century Village In Boca Raton
Headline by Benny Keehn, V’Nahafoch-O-Thon 2023 honorable mention.
Is Your Local Yenta Selling Your Data To The Government?
Headline by Hayden Gutt, 1st place winner V’Nahafoch-O-Thon 2023
“People Know Me As The Purim Hype Guy” Says Local Alcoholic
Family Concerned Why Nice Jewish Boy Like You Still Single
Forget Apples and Honey: Make Your New Year Even Sweeter by Educating Yourself on the Iraq War
We’re all familiar with the age-old tradition of dipping our apples into honey to welcome in a “sweet new year” every Rosh HaShana – and by age-old, we mean aged and old. Boring! If you’re looking for a little spice, you could try pairing your sweet treats with a sharp cheddar and maybe a 2019Continue reading “Forget Apples and Honey: Make Your New Year Even Sweeter by Educating Yourself on the Iraq War”
Shocking: Man Claims To Not Know My Cousin Moshe Although They’re Both From New York
No Homo: We’re Just Chevrutas
I just have to make something absolutely clear: me and my new chevruta, the ever-so-brilliant Jacob Feinman, are just that – chevrutas. There’s no funny business going on whatsoever. Just two bros shteiging Shmuel Aleph. And sure, we just started perek 18 last Shabbos and we’re already up to perek 21, but that shouldn’t beContinue reading “No Homo: We’re Just Chevrutas”
Quiz: Does the El Al Stewardess Hate You or Is She Just Israeli?
You’re getting on the plane, dreading a 12 hour flight. How does the stewardess make you feel better? A. She looks you directly in the eyes with a look of pure disdain before quickly shifting her gaze to the person behind you. B. She looks you up and down with a judgemental look but saysContinue reading “Quiz: Does the El Al Stewardess Hate You or Is She Just Israeli?”