Author Archives: Jon
Tragic: Sabbath Interrupts Swiftie’s 18-Hour “Midnights” Listening Streak
Opinion: I Can’t Believe I Found Out Moshiach Is Here From A Poster
Progressive: Synagogue Considers Allowing Women To Glance At Torah During Hakafot
“Normally we ask them to wear eye masks but this year we’re considering letting them slip it off for just a second,” said synagogue board president, Yaakov Gold.
Big Bad Wolf Delighted To Find Three Little Pigs Sleeping In One Sukkah
Slut Era: Absolutely Filthy Schach Shows Off All The Stars
College Hillel Struggling To Rebuild In Aftermath Of “Pizza In The Hut” Pepperoni Incident
Took Long Enough: Kanye Finally Brought The Jews Into It
“In an attempt to apologize, West is scheduled to perform a show comprised entirely of Miami Boys Choir covers.”
