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Big Bad Wolf Delighted To Find Three Little Pigs Sleeping In One Sukkah

Slut Era: Absolutely Filthy Schach Shows Off All The Stars

Stop Everything: Little Dog Has Little Dog Sukkah

Report: Etrog Just Gnarly Undercover Lemon

Man On Brink Of Divorce Definitely Sleeping In Sukkah For Religious Reasons

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Man With Long Spiralling Shofar Clearly Compensating For Weak Tekiah Gedolah

SILVER SPRING, MD — Rumors have been circulating that local man with massive shofar Avi Stoltz can hardly maintain a clear note for twenty seconds. Despite the elegant and elaborate shofar in his possession, many are now speculating that his actual shofar skills, in reality, blow. Congregants at Stoltz’s synagogue, Temple Beth David, were ableContinue reading “Man With Long Spiralling Shofar Clearly Compensating For Weak Tekiah Gedolah”

Recent Divorcee Beating Willow Branch on Floor Definitely Going Through Something

SILVER SPRING, MD — Violently smacking a ceremonial willow branch against the ground while crying, local divorcee David Jacobson was reportedly asking aloud what he did to deserve this. Eyewitnesses on the scene report Mr. Jacobson taking the traditional beating of the willow branches on Hoshana Rabah way too far. While the rest of theContinue reading “Recent Divorcee Beating Willow Branch on Floor Definitely Going Through Something”