high holidays

Big Bad Wolf Delighted To Find Three Little Pigs Sleeping In One Sukkah

Slut Era: Absolutely Filthy Schach Shows Off All The Stars

College Hillel Struggling To Rebuild In Aftermath Of “Pizza In The Hut” Pepperoni Incident

Man At Yom Kippur Services Downing Listerine Strips Like There’s No Tomorrow

Jewish Student Symbolically Emails Jewish Professor About Upcoming Jewish Holiday

Doubtful: Fifth Consecutive Man Thinks He’ll Be One To Correctly Blow Shofar

Opinion: I’m A Fish And I Don’t Want Your Sinful Bread

ATLANTIC OCEAN — Listen here, pal. I don’t care how worried you are this year about God smiting you with a vengeful heavenly fire or some ancient plague. Just because you decided this was the year you were going to eat dairy out doesn’t mean you have to throw all of that guilt on me. Continue reading “Opinion: I’m A Fish And I Don’t Want Your Sinful Bread”

Opinion: This Tzom Gedaliah, It’s Time To Reconsider Who Qualifies For A Fast Named After Them

So it’s the Fast of Gedaliah, right? And we’re just supposed to care about some bureaucrat from a million years ago that no one would have heard of if he hadn’t been killed? And not only do we have to care about him, but we have to fast in memory of his death? Why shouldContinue reading “Opinion: This Tzom Gedaliah, It’s Time To Reconsider Who Qualifies For A Fast Named After Them”