“Normally we ask them to wear eye masks but this year we’re considering letting them slip it off for just a second,” said synagogue board president, Yaakov Gold.
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Big Bad Wolf Delighted To Find Three Little Pigs Sleeping In One Sukkah
Slut Era: Absolutely Filthy Schach Shows Off All The Stars
College Hillel Struggling To Rebuild In Aftermath Of “Pizza In The Hut” Pepperoni Incident
Stop Everything: Little Dog Has Little Dog Sukkah
Report: Etrog Just Gnarly Undercover Lemon
Jewish Student Symbolically Emails Jewish Professor About Upcoming Jewish Holiday
Man On Brink Of Divorce Definitely Sleeping In Sukkah For Religious Reasons
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Man Who Has Never Made Etrog Jam In His Life Swears This The Year He Finally Makes Etrog Jam
OAK PARK, MI — In a press release this week, accountant and local block party host Aryeh Gerber has vowed that this year will finally be the year that he makes jam out of the citrus used as part of the celebration of Sukkot. “This year, I’m really gonna do it,” stated Gerber at hisContinue reading “Man Who Has Never Made Etrog Jam In His Life Swears This The Year He Finally Makes Etrog Jam”
Man With Long Spiralling Shofar Clearly Compensating For Weak Tekiah Gedolah
SILVER SPRING, MD — Rumors have been circulating that local man with massive shofar Avi Stoltz can hardly maintain a clear note for twenty seconds. Despite the elegant and elaborate shofar in his possession, many are now speculating that his actual shofar skills, in reality, blow. Congregants at Stoltz’s synagogue, Temple Beth David, were ableContinue reading “Man With Long Spiralling Shofar Clearly Compensating For Weak Tekiah Gedolah”
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