“I was convinced that Jeremy Gold’s father was finally going to kick the bucket, but he’s still coming to minyan every morning. At this point I’m thinking that Hashem must be testing our devotion. Someone’s gotta step up.”
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Student Struck With Religious Inspiration, Says Shema Before Organic Chemistry Final
Cantor Experimenting With Funky New Tune Absolutely Bombing
Man Swinging Chicken Over Head Participating In Completely Normal Religious Practice
Man At Yom Kippur Services Downing Listerine Strips Like There’s No Tomorrow
Report: MDMA Only Slightly Better Than Yom Kippur Cantor Saying “Let’s Skip Ahead A Few Pages”
Bat Mitzvah Girl Leading Services Apparently Also Auditioning For American Idol
Brave: Reform Rabbi Resisting Temptation To Play Bongos
Man Really Hamming It Up During Hagbah To Beat Micropenis Allegations
No, I Won’t Stay For Shabbos: ‘Minyan Man’ Just Wants To Be Known As Jeff
“I asked a man I saw about the Jewish population in some town one time. Next thing I know, my kids are calling me the ‘Minyan Man.’ I don’t even like Despicable Me.”
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