Sex, Murder, Matzah: White Lotus Season Three To Take Place At Passover Program

“What the entertainment industry has deemed ‘White Marror’ is set to come out in April 2024. The new season will take place at the Fountainbleu Miami hotel, and include Jewish actors such as Andy Samberg, Gal Gadot, and the ghost of Mel Brooks, as well as noted goy Jennifer Coolidge.”

Jews Win War On Christmas

NORTH POLE, ARCTIC OCEAN — Following a decisive military victory on Thursday the 23rd with the capture of Santa Claus, Jewish communities across the country are celebrating their triumph as they warmly welcome back veterans of the War on Christmas. After years of armed struggles, from the infamous Starbucks front to the dreadful Twitter tactics,Continue reading “Jews Win War On Christmas”