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Whoops! Coachella Books Same Headliners As Yossi’s Bar Mitzvah Party

Breaking: Paskez Introduces New Bar Mitzvah Candy Crossbow For Maximum Impact

Bat Mitzvah Girl Leading Services Apparently Also Auditioning For American Idol

Bar Mitzvah Held On Top Of Masada Ruined By Being Held On Top Of Masada

Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage

HOLLYWOOD, FL — Sitting on the floor of the local synagogue social hall, invitees to Gabrielle Stein’s Bat Mitzvah wiped away tears during her poorly assembled montage while Green Day’s fifth most popular song played in the background. “I mean, I just felt like the song was so funky and unique. It was a closeContinue reading “Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage”

Man on Deathbed Scrambling to Finish Bar Mitzvah Thank You Notes

Report: Bar Mitzvah Boy Lists Deceased Relatives For Entirety Of Speech

Bald Man Stares Longingly At Klipped Kippah, Yearns For Days Gone By

5 Bar/Bat Mitzvah Projects That Are Way Cooler Than Raising Money For Some Stupid Charity

We’ve all been to a Bar or Bat Mitzvah where the kid does a project that aims to better their community – and let us be the first to say, big whoop. Oh, cool, you collected food for a food bank! Wow, you raised money for a children’s hospital, how original! If you really wantContinue reading “5 Bar/Bat Mitzvah Projects That Are Way Cooler Than Raising Money For Some Stupid Charity”

Brawl Erupts in Mad Dash for Mini Hot Dogs at Bar Mitzvah Kiddush

HOLLYWOOD, FL — In a tragic turn of events, six Young Israel congregants were hospitalized in critical condition this week, all harmed in the same fistfight that broke out next to the mini hot dogs at Jakey Schultz’s bar mitzvah kiddish. “At first I felt bad throwing punches at guys I’ve prayed next to forContinue reading “Brawl Erupts in Mad Dash for Mini Hot Dogs at Bar Mitzvah Kiddush”