Author Archives: Jon
Proposal Immediately Ruined After Man Pronounces Beshert “Ba-Shart”
New Study Confirms Whole Wide World Bridge, Very Narrow Bridge
Lonely Man Attends Services In Hopes Some Old Woman Calls Him “A Handsome Young Man”
Child’s Memories Of Disneyland Ruined By Mom’s Cooler Of Kosher Salami Sandwiches
Nepo Baby Alert: 5 Men Whose Famous Biblical Parents Totally Set Them Up For Success
1) Isaac The whole sacrifice thing? Definitely just a publicity stunt set up by Abraham to launch Isaac into the public eye. Plus, who names their kid “laughter”? That’s some North West shit right there. 2) Jacob Getting the birthright over his outcast brother? Please, where do you think Harry and Meghan got the ideaContinue reading “Nepo Baby Alert: 5 Men Whose Famous Biblical Parents Totally Set Them Up For Success”
Opinion: Are They An In-Towner Or Just Annoying?
Sex, Murder, Matzah: White Lotus Season Three To Take Place At Passover Program
“What the entertainment industry has deemed ‘White Marror’ is set to come out in April 2024. The new season will take place at the Fountainbleu Miami hotel, and include Jewish actors such as Andy Samberg, Gal Gadot, and the ghost of Mel Brooks, as well as noted goy Jennifer Coolidge.”
Brave: Son Volunteers Dad As Tribute After Minyan Goes Three Months Without Mourner’s Kaddish
“I was convinced that Jeremy Gold’s father was finally going to kick the bucket, but he’s still coming to minyan every morning. At this point I’m thinking that Hashem must be testing our devotion. Someone’s gotta step up.”
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