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Cantor Experimenting With Funky New Tune Absolutely Bombing

Man Swinging Chicken Over Head Participating In Completely Normal Religious Practice

Man At Yom Kippur Services Downing Listerine Strips Like There’s No Tomorrow

Report: MDMA Only Slightly Better Than Yom Kippur Cantor Saying “Let’s Skip Ahead A Few Pages”

Jewish Student Symbolically Emails Jewish Professor About Upcoming Jewish Holiday

Heartwarming: Man Actually Believes He Will Better Himself This Year

Doubtful: Fifth Consecutive Man Thinks He’ll Be One To Correctly Blow Shofar

Opinion: Considering The Shit You’ve Done, You Might Want To Get A Head Start On Teshuva

Jews Nationwide Pause Mourning Current Tragedy, Mourn 2000-Year-Old Tragedy

Camper Absolutely Psyched For Jewish Holiday Of Sitting Indoors And Watching “The Blind Side”