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Jewish American Grandmother Heartbroken Over Death Of Anglo-Saxon Protestant Woman

Posted byJonSeptember 9, 2022September 9, 2022Posted inNewsTags:christian, elizabeth ii, england, grandma, grandmother, monarch, queen, rip

Leonardo DiCaprio Abandons Jewish Conversion Plans After Discovering Shabbat 25 Hours Long

Posted byJonSeptember 6, 2022September 6, 2022Posted inNewsTags:conversion, convert, dicaprio, leonardo, meme, sabbath, shabbat, shabbos

“You’ve Come To The Right Place”: Supreme Court Justices Psyched To Take On YU Discrimination Case

Posted byJonSeptember 4, 2022September 4, 2022Posted inNewsTags:case, court, lgbtq, political, politics, supreme court, yeshiva university, yu

Inspiring: Man Washes Balls Over Meat Sink

Posted byJonSeptember 1, 2022September 1, 2022Posted inNewsTags:ball, halacha, kashrut, kitchen, kosher, sink

In Last-Ditch Effort To Quell LGBTQ+ Campus Life, YU Cancels “Handjob Wednesdays”

Posted byJonAugust 30, 2022August 30, 2022Posted inNewsTags:club, court, gay, inclusion, News, politics, queer, yeshiva university, yu

Brave: Reform Rabbi Resisting Temptation To Play Bongos

Posted byJonAugust 28, 2022August 28, 2022Posted inNewsTags:bongo, daven, pray, rabbi, shul, synagogue

Opinion: Considering The Shit You’ve Done, You Might Want To Get A Head Start On Teshuva

Posted byJonAugust 26, 2022October 28, 2022Posted inOpinionTags:elul, holiday, new year, rosh hashana, sin, teshuva, year, yom kippur

OnlySimchas Announces NSFW Sister Site Featuring Non-Shomer Engagement Photos

Posted byJonAugust 24, 2022August 24, 2022Posted inNewsTags:engagement, instagram, marry, onlysimchas, shomer, social media, touch, wedding

Guy On First NCSY Shabbaton Hopes Girls Impressed By How Good He Is At Helping Stack Chairs

“The ladies may not have noticed, but one of the counselors honestly seemed pretty into me,” said Aidan, ignoring that he is 15 and the counselor is in her mid-20s. “She kept handing me chairs, bro. I’m definitely in.”

Posted byJonAugust 21, 2022January 10, 2023Posted inNewsTags:high school, ncsy, sabbath, shabbat, shabbaton, shabbos, teen

Camp Gazebo Officially Named “Second Best Handjob Spot”

Posted byJonAugust 16, 2022August 16, 2022Posted inNewsTags:camp, counselor, couple, fling, gazebo, shabbos walk, sleepaway, summer

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