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Breaking: Kanye Likes Jewish People Again

Posted byJonMarch 25, 2023March 25, 2023Posted inNewsTags:21 jump street, antisemite, antisemitism, jonah hill, kanye, music

Scandalous: Romance Novel “Forbidden Love: The Kohen And The Divorcee” Banned From Synagogue Book Club

Headline by Melody Mostow, 2nd place winner V’Nahafoch-O-Thon 2023

Posted byJonMarch 23, 2023March 27, 2023Posted inNewsTags:book, divorce, kohen, romance, shul, synagogue

Breaking: Peace Talks Between College Hillel And Chabad At Complete Standstill

Headline by Koby Rosen, 3rd place winner V’Nahafoch-O-Thon 2023

Posted byJonMarch 22, 2023March 22, 2023Posted inNewsTags:chabad, college, hillel, program, sabbath, school, shabbat, shabbos, shul, student, synagogue, torah

Zionist Group Protests Media Reports On Toxic Chemicals In East Palestine, Ohio

Headline By @Azriel_reuven, V’Nahafoch-O-Thon 2023 Honorable Mention.

Posted byJonMarch 20, 2023March 20, 2023Posted inNewsTags:current events, israel, ohio, palestine, protest, rally, zionism, zionist

Atheist Mom Disowns Son For Marrying Non-Jew

Posted byJonMarch 16, 2023March 16, 2023Posted inNewsTags:child, familly, goy, marraige, marry, non jew, parent, shiksa

Breaking: Paskez Introduces New Bar Mitzvah Candy Crossbow For Maximum Impact

Posted byJonMarch 14, 2023March 14, 2023Posted inNewsTags:bar mitzvah, bat mitzvah, candy, paskez, shul, synagogue, throw

Weird: Nothing Antisemitic In The News Today

Posted byJonMarch 12, 2023March 12, 2023Posted inNewsTags:antisemitic, antisemitism, News, newspaper

Man Pissed “Yalla” Not Accepted By NYT Spelling Bee

Posted byJonMarch 9, 2023March 9, 2023Posted inNewsTags:gae, hebrew, nyt, puzzle, spelling bee, yalla

AI Megillah Reading Devolves Into Mayhem After Not Programmed To Pause For Booing

Posted byJonMarch 7, 2023March 7, 2023Posted inNewsTags:booing, esther, grogger, haman, hamantaschen, holiday, megillah, purim

Get Over Yourself: Costumeless Guy At Purim Party Apparently Too Cool To Celebrate 

Posted byJonMarch 6, 2023March 6, 2023Posted inNewsTags:costume, esther, grogger, hamantaaschen, holiday, megillah, mishloach manot, party, purim

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