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Over It At This Point: Man Gives Girlfriend “Dick In A Box” For Eighth Consecutive Night

Property Brothers Announce New HGTV Show Fixing Up Remains Of Second Temple

Chinese Restaurant Checks For Circumcisions At Door On Christmas Eve

Just In Time For Gifting Season: Rabbinate Drops New Cryptocurrency “GeltCoin”

Brave: Family Places Menorah In Window For 100% Jewish Neighborhood To See

Opinion: I’d Feel A Lot Cooler About Being Chased Down The Highway By The Yakuza If I Wasn’t In A Car With A Menorah On Top

New Bath And Body Works Hanukkah Scented Candles Really Just Not Selling

Ego Check: 8 Wars The Jews Didn’t Win

Hanukkah is all about celebrating the Jews beating the Greeks, the underdog rising up against the powerful enemy, light conquering darkness. Jews around the world gather and light candles in their windows for all the neighbors to see because we have allowed ourselves the disillusion that we can trust our goyishe neighbors not to turnContinue reading “Ego Check: 8 Wars The Jews Didn’t Win”

Local Kosher Bakery Unveils Sufganiyot With Blood Of Christ Filling

Top 10 Nights of Hanukkah

Yup, it’s that time of year again, that period of several days characterized by consuming obscene amounts of jelly doughnuts and pretending to appreciate the fuzzy socks your aunt gave you — it’s Hanukkah. So, in commemoration of this special holiday, let’s take a look at the top 10 nights of the Festival of Lights.Continue reading “Top 10 Nights of Hanukkah”