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Local Man Breaks Out Crusty, Decade-Old Passover Toothbrush

Bar Mitzvah Held On Top Of Masada Ruined By Being Held On Top Of Masada

Smash-Hit Card Game ‘Jewish Apples To Apples’ Prompts Spinoff ‘Jewish Pictionary’

Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage

HOLLYWOOD, FL — Sitting on the floor of the local synagogue social hall, invitees to Gabrielle Stein’s Bat Mitzvah wiped away tears during her poorly assembled montage while Green Day’s fifth most popular song played in the background. “I mean, I just felt like the song was so funky and unique. It was a closeContinue reading “Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage”

Devastating: BBYO Shabbaton Rookie Accidentally Says Two Lies And A Truth

Man Exiled From Lakewood After Wife Says Hamotzi At Shabbat Table

Climate Change Solved: Elders Of Zion Finally Fix Weather-Control Machine

Scandalous: Local Mezuzah Clearly Dirty Little Slut For Kisses

Tragic: Leftover Poppyseed Hamantaschen Served As Dessert For Third Consecutive Week

L’Chaim: Manischewitz To Release Hard Seltzer Brand Targeted At College Hillels

WALTHAM, MA — On the heels of an especially booze-soaked Purim, Manischewitz has announced the production of their own brand of hard seltzer in an attempt to liven up Hillel events. “It’s two of the world’s most popular types of alcohol combined into one great drink!” said Manischewitz representative, Chana Gould. “It’s the perfect drinkContinue reading “L’Chaim: Manischewitz To Release Hard Seltzer Brand Targeted At College Hillels”