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Man At Yom Kippur Services Downing Listerine Strips Like There’s No Tomorrow
Report: MDMA Only Slightly Better Than Yom Kippur Cantor Saying “Let’s Skip Ahead A Few Pages”
Doubtful: Fifth Consecutive Man Thinks He’ll Be One To Correctly Blow Shofar
Bat Mitzvah Girl Leading Services Apparently Also Auditioning For American Idol
Brave: Reform Rabbi Resisting Temptation To Play Bongos
Man Really Hamming It Up During Hagbah To Beat Micropenis Allegations
No, I Won’t Stay For Shabbos: ‘Minyan Man’ Just Wants To Be Known As Jeff
“I asked a man I saw about the Jewish population in some town one time. Next thing I know, my kids are calling me the ‘Minyan Man.’ I don’t even like Despicable Me.”
Breakaway Minyan Quickly Becoming Very Thing It Sought To Destroy
Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service
YOUR CAMPUS HILLEL — A groundbreaking meta-analysis of a sociological survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau proved mathematically that the Shabbat services hosted by your campus Hillel are quantitatively the horniest place on Earth. University Hillels proudly offer multiple Friday night services geared towards different denominations of Judaism, all of which are practically anContinue reading “Study Discovers Horniest Place On Earth: Your Campus Hillel’s Shabbat Service”
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