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Very Cool: This Kid Stayed Up Later Than All His Friends Learning On Shavuot
Opinion: The Omer Is 48 Days Too Long
Not Again: Teaneck Mom Swears This The Year She Makes Aliyah
TEANECK, NJ — Wiping away tears after an hour of watching the Kotel live stream, Chana Berman, active member of the Frisch PTA, swore that this would be the year she finally moves to Israel. “Sure I said the same thing last year too, but then Jared needed oral surgery and I really wanted toContinue reading “Not Again: Teaneck Mom Swears This The Year She Makes Aliyah”
Local Heretic Eats Pastrami On White Bread
Authorities apprehended the perpetrator after he was caught ordering chicken soup with no matzo ball.
Seder Ruined By Know-It-All Teen In Atheist Phase
BUFFALO, NY — During the Magid section of the Passover Seder, the Schaufmans read through the story of the Jews’ salvation from their oppression at the hands of the Egyptians – but 15-year-old member of the family, Hillel, had a few objections. “God came down with a strong hand and outstretched arm and liberated theContinue reading “Seder Ruined By Know-It-All Teen In Atheist Phase”
Bar Mitzvah Held On Top Of Masada Ruined By Being Held On Top Of Masada
Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage
HOLLYWOOD, FL — Sitting on the floor of the local synagogue social hall, invitees to Gabrielle Stein’s Bat Mitzvah wiped away tears during her poorly assembled montage while Green Day’s fifth most popular song played in the background. “I mean, I just felt like the song was so funky and unique. It was a closeContinue reading “Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage”
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