SEATTLE, WA — Chugging her fourth cup of wine, Ethel Silver changed what started out as a wholesome Seder with loved ones into a frantic trip to the emergency room. “She had that look in her eyes, and I immediately knew something was wrong,” said Jacob Silver, concerned grandson. “The only other time I’ve seenContinue reading “Breaking: Grandma Really Shouldn’t Have Drank All Four Cups Of Wine”
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Seder Ruined By Know-It-All Teen In Atheist Phase
BUFFALO, NY — During the Magid section of the Passover Seder, the Schaufmans read through the story of the Jews’ salvation from their oppression at the hands of the Egyptians – but 15-year-old member of the family, Hillel, had a few objections. “God came down with a strong hand and outstretched arm and liberated theContinue reading “Seder Ruined By Know-It-All Teen In Atheist Phase”
Brave: Beverly Hills Jew In 5-Star Hotel Finds Way To Feel That She Herself Freed From Egypt
Local Man Breaks Out Crusty, Decade-Old Passover Toothbrush
Bar Mitzvah Held On Top Of Masada Ruined By Being Held On Top Of Masada
Smash-Hit Card Game ‘Jewish Apples To Apples’ Prompts Spinoff ‘Jewish Pictionary’
Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage
HOLLYWOOD, FL — Sitting on the floor of the local synagogue social hall, invitees to Gabrielle Stein’s Bat Mitzvah wiped away tears during her poorly assembled montage while Green Day’s fifth most popular song played in the background. “I mean, I just felt like the song was so funky and unique. It was a closeContinue reading “Heartwarming: “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” Plays During Bat Mitzvah Montage”
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