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Israelis Shocked To See Australians Have Discovered Blundstones
Tri-State Area Jews Secede From Out-Of-Towners
UPPER WEST SIDE, NY — In a press release following a month-long conference in Stamford, CT, the newly formed Northeastern Base of B’nai Israel (NEBBI) announced that the Jews of the northeastern United States would be seceding from the rest of the diaspora. This regional group, colloquially referred to as “in-towners”, is estimated to makeContinue reading “Tri-State Area Jews Secede From Out-Of-Towners”
Brutal: Middle School Boy Rejects Other Boy’s High Five, Says ‘I’m Shomer’
Cream Cheese Shortage: Dry Bagels Declared New Bread of Affliction
Report: Guy From High School Wears Black Hat Now
Local Kosher Bakery Unveils Sufganiyot With Blood Of Christ Filling
Man Decides to Go All Out for Holidays, Wears Menorah Socks
San Francisco, CA — Local accountant and office goofball Jesse Orenstein wowed coworkers this week by showing up to the office wearing festively decorated menorah socks on the first day of Hanukkah. The socks in question were dark blue, with small light blue menorahs stitched onto them. A closer examination revealed numbers on each littleContinue reading “Man Decides to Go All Out for Holidays, Wears Menorah Socks”
Orthodox Union Determines Official English Spelling For Festival Of Lights
Bubbe Cold Just Watching People On TV At Thanksgiving Parade
BOCA RATON, FL — Surrounded by her children and grandchildren for Thanksgiving, local bubbe Annette Ribner spent all of Thursday morning yelling at the television for the performers at the 95th annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to put on coats, or at least some tights, because she was cold just looking at them. “These young girlsContinue reading “Bubbe Cold Just Watching People On TV At Thanksgiving Parade”
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