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Tragic: Rising Inflation Rates Force Synagogue To Replace Ner Tamid With Ner Sometimes

New NCSY Program Offers Kids Pizza To Ignore Assistant Rabbi

Israelis Shocked To See Australians Have Discovered Blundstones

Tri-State Area Jews Secede From Out-Of-Towners

UPPER WEST SIDE, NY — In a press release following a month-long conference in Stamford, CT, the newly formed Northeastern Base of B’nai Israel (NEBBI) announced that the Jews of the northeastern United States would be seceding from the rest of the diaspora. This regional group, colloquially referred to as “in-towners”, is estimated to makeContinue reading “Tri-State Area Jews Secede From Out-Of-Towners”

Brutal: Middle School Boy Rejects Other Boy’s High Five, Says ‘I’m Shomer’

Cream Cheese Shortage: Dry Bagels Declared New Bread of Affliction

Report: Guy From High School Wears Black Hat Now

Ego Check: 8 Wars The Jews Didn’t Win

Hanukkah is all about celebrating the Jews beating the Greeks, the underdog rising up against the powerful enemy, light conquering darkness. Jews around the world gather and light candles in their windows for all the neighbors to see because we have allowed ourselves the disillusion that we can trust our goyishe neighbors not to turnContinue reading “Ego Check: 8 Wars The Jews Didn’t Win”

Local Kosher Bakery Unveils Sufganiyot With Blood Of Christ Filling

Top 10 Nights of Hanukkah

Yup, it’s that time of year again, that period of several days characterized by consuming obscene amounts of jelly doughnuts and pretending to appreciate the fuzzy socks your aunt gave you — it’s Hanukkah. So, in commemoration of this special holiday, let’s take a look at the top 10 nights of the Festival of Lights.Continue reading “Top 10 Nights of Hanukkah”