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Zionist Icon: Man Has Israeli Flag Jibbit In Crocs
Breaking: Jewish Day Schools Just Hiring Strangers At El-Al Arrival Gate As Hebrew Teachers
QUEENS, NY — Following staffing shortages at Ramaz Upper School, the principal, Mr. Joshua Adelman, was seen Monday in John F. Kennedy International Airport Terminal 4 searching for potential Hebrew teachers arriving from an El-Al flight. “We’re looking for anyone that can speak the language, basically,” Adelman told reporters while hiding behind a large fernContinue reading “Breaking: Jewish Day Schools Just Hiring Strangers At El-Al Arrival Gate As Hebrew Teachers”
So Progressive: Rabbi Announces He Supports People’s Choice To Be Gay
Man on Deathbed Scrambling to Finish Bar Mitzvah Thank You Notes
Kippah Hanging Onto Side Of Head For Dear Life
“I Mean, I Still Don’t Eat Pork,” Says Teen, Clearly Off The Derech
New Birthright Extension Program Just Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings
Trees Thinking Of Just Staying In For Birthday This Year
The Forest — In a statement on Saturday night, one day before Tu Bishvat, the world’s trees announced that they decided to stay in for their birthday this year. “Look,” they said, “in a normal year, we love our collective birthday. We get all barked up and do our leaves all nice, but with allContinue reading “Trees Thinking Of Just Staying In For Birthday This Year”
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