What a fool I was to assume my 10:26 P.M. United Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Airport to La Guardia would be an ordinary, uneventful journey. I spied his shtreimel from the back of the TSA line and felt a sinking feeling in my gut – somehow I just knew that this Haredi man wouldContinue reading “Opinion: I Can’t Believe The Haredi Guy On My Flight Is Watching Game Of Thrones”
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Man Wrestling Uncontrollable Urge To Fix Bike Chain On Shabbat
So Progressive: Rabbi Announces He Supports People’s Choice To Be Gay
Man on Deathbed Scrambling to Finish Bar Mitzvah Thank You Notes
Kippah Hanging Onto Side Of Head For Dear Life
“I Mean, I Still Don’t Eat Pork,” Says Teen, Clearly Off The Derech
Trees Thinking Of Just Staying In For Birthday This Year
The Forest — In a statement on Saturday night, one day before Tu Bishvat, the world’s trees announced that they decided to stay in for their birthday this year. “Look,” they said, “in a normal year, we love our collective birthday. We get all barked up and do our leaves all nice, but with allContinue reading “Trees Thinking Of Just Staying In For Birthday This Year”
Report: Bar Mitzvah Boy Lists Deceased Relatives For Entirety Of Speech
Top 5 Jewish Moms You Didn’t Know Eat Out Dairy
1. Rachel Zilbinger Don’t let the sheitel fool you! Despite being an active member of the local Orthodox community, Rachel was reportedly seen enjoying fettuccine Alfredo and sipping from a glass of wine at Olive Garden last week after a particularly stressful PTA meeting. While we certainly can’t blame her for wanting to take theContinue reading “Top 5 Jewish Moms You Didn’t Know Eat Out Dairy”
White South African Jew Insists He Is Technically African-American at College Interview
BOCA RATON, FL — In the midst of an interview with a delegate of Brown University’s admissions office which would help determine his acceptance into the ranks of the esteemed college, Itai Shapiro was heard making the argument that he is technically African-American despite his apparent lack of melanin. Shapiro claimed that since he wasContinue reading “White South African Jew Insists He Is Technically African-American at College Interview”
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