How to read Rashi script Let’s be real: I still don’t know the difference between some of those letters. Rashi script is the cursive of Hebrew, you spend years learning the font only to never use it again. Rashi didn’t even use the script so why should I? How to cheer during Color War SureContinue reading “5 Straight-Up Worthless Skills My Day School Education Taught Me”
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University BDS Chapter Disbanded After Realizing Fauda Has English Subtitles
Berkeley, CA — Local graduate student Olivia Lowell has stepped back from her leading role in UC Berkeley’s BDS organization after learning that the hit Israeli TV show “Fauda” comes with English subtitles on Netflix. “It just seemed so unfair to me,” Lowell reportedly said, “that Israel had this supposedly amazing show, but they were hoardingContinue reading “University BDS Chapter Disbanded After Realizing Fauda Has English Subtitles”
Tragic: Rising Inflation Rates Force Synagogue To Replace Ner Tamid With Ner Sometimes
New NCSY Program Offers Kids Pizza To Ignore Assistant Rabbi
Israelis Shocked To See Australians Have Discovered Blundstones
Tri-State Area Jews Secede From Out-Of-Towners
UPPER WEST SIDE, NY — In a press release following a month-long conference in Stamford, CT, the newly formed Northeastern Base of B’nai Israel (NEBBI) announced that the Jews of the northeastern United States would be seceding from the rest of the diaspora. This regional group, colloquially referred to as “in-towners”, is estimated to makeContinue reading “Tri-State Area Jews Secede From Out-Of-Towners”
Brutal: Middle School Boy Rejects Other Boy’s High Five, Says ‘I’m Shomer’
Cream Cheese Shortage: Dry Bagels Declared New Bread of Affliction
Report: Guy From High School Wears Black Hat Now
Ego Check: 8 Wars The Jews Didn’t Win
Hanukkah is all about celebrating the Jews beating the Greeks, the underdog rising up against the powerful enemy, light conquering darkness. Jews around the world gather and light candles in their windows for all the neighbors to see because we have allowed ourselves the disillusion that we can trust our goyishe neighbors not to turnContinue reading “Ego Check: 8 Wars The Jews Didn’t Win”
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