BROOKLYN, NY — After trying to order a glass of Bartenura Moscato after her wedding reception, 19-year-old bride-to-be Sarah Dayan was asked by the bartender on site to see her ID. “I may not be technically of age, but come on,” said Dayan. “If I’m mature enough to make a decision that will alter theContinue reading “19-Year-Old Syrian Bride Carded At Own Wedding”
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5 Bar/Bat Mitzvah Projects That Are Way Cooler Than Raising Money For Some Stupid Charity
We’ve all been to a Bar or Bat Mitzvah where the kid does a project that aims to better their community – and let us be the first to say, big whoop. Oh, cool, you collected food for a food bank! Wow, you raised money for a children’s hospital, how original! If you really wantContinue reading “5 Bar/Bat Mitzvah Projects That Are Way Cooler Than Raising Money For Some Stupid Charity”
Brawl Erupts in Mad Dash for Mini Hot Dogs at Bar Mitzvah Kiddush
HOLLYWOOD, FL — In a tragic turn of events, six Young Israel congregants were hospitalized in critical condition this week, all harmed in the same fistfight that broke out next to the mini hot dogs at Jakey Schultz’s bar mitzvah kiddish. “At first I felt bad throwing punches at guys I’ve prayed next to forContinue reading “Brawl Erupts in Mad Dash for Mini Hot Dogs at Bar Mitzvah Kiddush”
No Homo: We’re Just Chevrutas
I just have to make something absolutely clear: me and my new chevruta, the ever-so-brilliant Jacob Feinman, are just that – chevrutas. There’s no funny business going on whatsoever. Just two bros shteiging Shmuel Aleph. And sure, we just started perek 18 last Shabbos and we’re already up to perek 21, but that shouldn’t beContinue reading “No Homo: We’re Just Chevrutas”
So That’s What That Is: Charedi Man Discovers He’s Had A Foreskin This Whole Time
Inspiring: Ben & Jerry’s Releases New Partition Plan Flavor
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Frustrated Gabai’s Hand Signals Doing Most Of Work For Underprepared Bar Mitzvah Boy
CLEVELAND, OH — Despite the best efforts of Gabai Steve Ben-Yosef’s fervent hand signals, it was clear to everyone attending young Benny Haim’s Bar Mitzvah at Temple Beth Am this past weekend that Haim was underprepared to read his Torah portion. “After the runt stuttered and blubbered his way through the second Aliyah, I knewContinue reading “Frustrated Gabai’s Hand Signals Doing Most Of Work For Underprepared Bar Mitzvah Boy”
Tisha B’av Easily Worst Day of Fourth Grader’s Summer Camp Experience
4 Sex Positions To Try Instead of Missionary Because We Aren’t A Proselytizing Religion
Ever wanted to get frisky with some post-marital lovin’, but feel uncomfortable getting it on in the missionary position considering our religion forbids actively attempting to convert gentiles? Well you’re in luck! Here are four hot and heavy positions to try next time you push the beds together, just in time for Tu B’Av –Continue reading “4 Sex Positions To Try Instead of Missionary Because We Aren’t A Proselytizing Religion”
Ranking Jewish Marvel Actors By How Proud Their Character’s Mother Would Be (SPOILERS)
Do not read ahead if you’re not up to date on the Marvel Cinematic Universe!! Really! Don’t! 11. Stan Lee 23 jobs in 11 years, traveling aimlessly around all corners of the universe, always close to danger at inopportune times, and never settling down. His poor mother must be so disappointed. Gage Skidmore, CC BYContinue reading “Ranking Jewish Marvel Actors By How Proud Their Character’s Mother Would Be (SPOILERS)”
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